August 7, 2009

skinny days are over during the mc donalds phrase~

I used to be skinny!!!

Haha...lament all i want but tings doesn’t seem to change!

A whooping 12kg coz of my new found love>>>mc dong dong!!

It was no joke..i was so skinny,my principal gave me special privileges such as goin to buy food frm e canteen anytime i want even during e tests we had! Coz she tot i was anorexic!when i was younger,i used to hide my dinner @ home coz i jus didn’t had e appetite to eat em,given my goldfish memory,i forgot where i had hidden em~needless to say,my mum had quite a handful wif me =P i then resort to hanging it outside e poles where we hang e clothes,e crows crowdin outside my place jus weren’t cooperative enuff -,-#

Hee~ im not complaining thou =D being skinny is e best!not needing to try on clothes,XS would def fit!

N now,i need to try on a million diff clothes b4 i can find one that would make me look slim >,<>

They haf slimming pills which had e laxative effect but for e really strong ones,bringing a spare diaper would come in handy =P

One of my gf tried a certain slimming centre which promises to help her slim down n in e process,push e excess weight she has to her boobs!!wow,every gals dream eh!!heh..but she turn out fatter n flatter than b4!!i would bet my last dollar that all of us would haf @ sum time wished we were slimmer or knw sumone who does..frm not eating,slimming pills,old wives slimming methods;wrapping cellophane around e tummy in a sauna,wonder body suit that binds u so tight,u cant breathe n e list goes on forever~

Oh oh..jus reminded me!! How could i haf forgot!!my lost virginity =( thks to my dear gf~ COLON hydrotherapy CLEANSING ! it was a surprise she had in store for me when we went on holiday together!they pump h20 up ur arse n cleanse ur colon which removes impurities n remove faecal waste frm e colon.it was a 2 day session,3 hrs per day..i still shudder when it tink back on tis experience of mine!! Excreting for 3 hrs str8 was excruciating! Not to mention e humiliation when e lady comes in massaging ur tummy n when ur unable to hold it in any further n let go!! muahahaha~*faints*

Which is y i would always recommend a slimming centre which provides u with the right equip and wif licensed practitioners or physiotherapists before committing.

There is a new breakthrough in slimming today >> CAVITATION!!

Cavitation is the latest technology in slimming. It makes use of stable cavitations to obtain the best results by breaking fat cells membrane through the bursting of micro-bubbles. The complex fatty acids are then broken down into simpler fatty acids. These simple fatty acids can then be passed out through excretory system.

In short,it breaks down the fatty deposits n it comes out as we excrete =P

for more on cavitation... Supersonic wave create an effect like internal explosion .It means that the expansion and compression of wave produce a lot of tiny space inside the liquid. The gas and vapour exist in these tiny space .In the compression cycle, supersonic wave impose a positive pressure on liquid molecule, whereas a negative pressure will be created through the expansion cycle .There is a cohesion effect inside the liquid or biological tissues .Inside the low-density lipocyte, the cohesive effects are comparatively weak. A negative pressure , which is relative low , can create tissue gaps easily .It is called as Cavitations in physics .The explosion effects inside and outside the cells will increase the molecular movements , so as to achieve an high energy state , then lead to the lipocyte cracking .

For more information,check out or Make an appointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.”Don’t miss out on their promotion in tis phenomenon slimming service! Bye bye love handles *muacks*XOXO~

1 takes on this:

  1. I want say 'byebye' to my love handles too.. lol

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